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I heard this from a caller to WLUP AM 1000 in Chicago yesterday: Apparently the Three Bears, Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Baby Bear are having trouble. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are getting divorced and Baby Bear is the subject of a custody battle. The judge asked Baby Bear if he wanted to live with Mama Bear. "No, my Mama beats me." "Do you want to live with your father?" "No, my Daddy beats me, too." "Well, then, who do you want to live with?" "I want to live with the Chicago Bears...they don't beat anyone." (To those of you who don't follow the NFL, the Chicago Bears have un-characteristically lost six games in a row.) - John Ecker, internet: 511-5790@mcimail.com
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