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Mr. Bill opens the cabinet...

WWERNER%HSSCAM.decnet@netvax.mis.semi.harris.com (Bill Werner 729-5515, Pager 722-6485)
(topical, smirk)

Here's your chance to help the Prez-elect pick a winner of a Cabinet.
These are our suggestions:

Secretary of Defense		     Magic Johnson
Secretary of State		     The Marine at the Blue Jays/Braves game
Secretary of Transportation	     Timothy Leary
Secretary of HUD		     Buckminster Fuller
Secretary of Treasury  (tie)	     Donald Trump / House of Representatives
Secretary of Commerce		     Madonna
Secretary of Agriculture	     Manuel Noriega
Secretary of Labor		     Jesse Jackson
Secretary of Health & "Human Svcs"   Gennifer Flowers
Surgeon General	                     Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Attorney General	             Hillary
Drug Czar		             Marion Barry
Press Secretary		             Hunter S. Thompson
Ambassador to Vatican	             Sinead O'Connor
Ambassador to Japan	             Lee Iacocca


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