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In trying to find a solution to its economic woes, the US has been ignoring strategies that have proved useful in Europe. When the wool industry in England was in recession hundreds of years ago, decrees were passed that, when you died, you had to be buried in a woollen shroud. A similar thing was done in France with linen. So, Americans, the answer is simple. Pass a law requiring people to be buried in Buicks. Not only does it stimulate the economy, but it gets the $#@!@ things off the roads. Steve South - HP Scientific Instruments Division
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