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	There are two popular Disc jockeys in the San Jose(CA) area 
	called Lamont & Tonelli.  They frequently make crank calls to
	husbands, wives, bosses, and friends as part of their morning
	show.  Last Thursday, a woman, whose husband had several unpaid
	traffic tickets, told Lamont & Tonelli to make a crank call to
	him and get him worried about the tickets.  The call went like
	this:

	<ring> <ring>
	husband: Hello.
	Lamont: Hi, we're calling today with an informal survey from 
		Psychology Today.  If you answer the questions in the
		survey, you'll receive a free one-year subscription to
		the magazine.  Would you like to participate?
	Husband: Well, I'm kind of in a hurry, well ok.
	Lamont: Ok, the first question is: Can you tell us something that
		you've done that you feel really guilty about?

	Husband: Well, I can't really think of anything, uhmm, I do have
		a few tickets that I haven't paid for, uhmm,  I also cheated
		on my wife once.

	Lamont: Uh-oh<click>

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