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Engineering Top Ten List!

ptully@bigbird.cs.ohiou.edu (Patrick Tully)
(smirk)

	This top ten list is taken from the latest engineering t-shirt
that is being offered here at Ohio University.  The author is probably a
collective group of students.


	Top Ten Reasons To Date An Engineer

1.	Extremely Good Looking

2.	High Starting Salary

3.	Free Body Diagrams

4.	Looks Good On A Resume'

5.	Can Calculate Head Pressure

6.	Help With Your Math Homework

7.	Parents Will Approve

8.	We Know How To Handle Stress
	And Strain In Our Relationships

9.	Find Out What Those Other
	Buttons On Your Calculator Do

10.	The World Does Revolve Around Us...
	We Pick The Coordinate System

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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