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The Jerusalem virus is a virus that infects IBM Personal
Computers and contemptibles. It has been around since the days of
William Blake and so is relatively common. On Friday the 13th of
any month a machine with an active virus will have every Dark
Satanic Program it runs (in particular every PASCAL program)
deleted. After that the computer ceases from mental strife almost
entirely.

 This one infects your computer by walking all over England's
mounted screens, and when programs are running so is the virus.
The virus sometimes gives itself away by putting a small bow of
burning gold on the screen and by disabling the up-arrows of
desire about half an hour after the computer has been started.

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