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I called up the local auto club this morning to ask for a map of Colorado. The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and then my first name.

Me: "D-A-V-I-D."

Her: "Was the first letter 'D' as in David or 'B' as in boy?"

With a mind like that, she could be designing rocket boosters for Morton-Thiokol.

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