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Improve World League American Football

carson@mu.rice.edu (Jim Q. Carson)
E.E., Rice U.
(original, funny)

[Original--many ideas thought up after watching tonight's (4/29) game.]

Top ten proposed improvements for World League American Football for 1992

10. After ``big plays,'' pictures of players and what they really do for a living.

9. Winner of World Bowl plays NCAA division I runner-up.

8. Two expansion teams: the North Dakota Boredom and the Idaho Oat Bran.

7. Fans allowed to participate on 4th down.

6. Bodacious-bouncing-cheerleader-cam.

5. Homer Simpson will be the announcer for the Monday night game.

4. ``Fan-appreciation'' night where the first 40,000 fans at any US home game get a free beer.

3. Use of wrestling referees who "miss vital calls."

2. Football-cam (now you can see the action at the source!)

1. Pre-season WLAF.


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