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Excerpted from the Columbus Dispatch, (compiled by Accent staff) 5/15/91: <Accent is the only portion of the Dispatch worth reading, IMHO>

"Accent asked students at Columbus' Beck School, and Dublin's Chapman Elementary to study a list of 20 axioms with the key words missing."

<Here are a few of my favorites:>

--If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.

--If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.

--A bird in the hand is messy.

--Don't count your chickens, eat them.

--You can't teach an old dog new math.

--When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.

--When in Rome, do bulls run around town?

--Too many cooks, so little meals.

--A fool and his money are my best friends.

--A penny saved is one cent.

--Look before you run into a pole.

--A watched pot never disappears.

--A rolling stone makes you flat.

--A rolling stone is a singing rock group.

--Every cloud has a wet spot.

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