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from the IP (Imaginary Press) Newswire -- WASHINGTON - President Bush today finally recognized the three Baltic states of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia. Sources within the White House indicate that the President also got California, Texas, Florida and New York, but is having a little difficulty telling Vermont and New Hampshire apart. Vice President J. Danforth Quayle, however, continues to remain stuck at Hawaii and Alaska.
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