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[heard from a friend]

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson
about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class.  Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a
worm first into the water.  The worm in the water writhed about, happy
as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey.  It writhed painfully, and
quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor
asked.

Scott, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

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