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Project Managers

devine@cookie.enet.dec.com (Bob Devine)
(chuckle)

If you get in my way, I'll kill you! -- ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you'll kill me! -- somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I'll kill you! -- somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I'll kill you! -- A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you. --dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! --messianic project manager

Get away, I'll kill us all! --suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I'll get in your way. --thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you I'll get in your way. --project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. --project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. --project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? --weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, you'll get your way. --pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it's the only way. --every project manager to date.


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