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The Old Man in the Phone Line

valentin@unix.cis.pitt.edu (Shawn V. Hernan)
(true, smirk)

A true story.

My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell of Pa. office. The line wasn't clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me. It was unclear as to who was next.

When we got to the front of the line, the man gestured to me and said, "After you."

I smiled at him and said, "No, please, after you. I have all day."

The he said, "No. You go ahead. My doctor says I have at least six months."


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