I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of the restaurant trying to be inconspicuous. I went to the head waiter and told him I wanted to send a cake over to my friend's table since he and his "wife" were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary.
If you've ever been to a place like Bennigans where the waiters and waitresses come singing and banging pots when they deliver a cake to your table, you can imagine what happened next.
Four waiters and three waitresses carrying a cake with a sparkler marched over to their table singing "Happy Anniversary, Carole and Mark...Happy...Happy...Happy Anniversary."
Talk about someone looking for the exits!