Wife: Honey! Honey! I'm pregnant! We're going to have a baby!
Husband: Really? Are you sure? How do you know?
Wife: Well, because the rabbit finally died . . .
[Wife brings the Energizer(TM) rabbit by the ears into camera view. Rabbit looks at camera, grins, and then dies (goes limp).]
Narrator: Energizer(TM) , It keeps going, and going, and going, until it's too late . . .