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Microsoft C

jrp@rducky.UUCP (JIM PICKERING)
Technical Solutions, Inc.
(computer, smirk)

[9] From: Mark Swift 4/4/91 4:58PM (892 bytes: 17 ln)

          Microsoft C 25.25

          C** Compiler Version 25.25, Command Line Release
          Copyright (c) 1983-2525 Microsoft Corporation
          Copyright (c) 2525 Bill Gates XIV

          Compiling ai.c

          Warning C1007: Obvious Attempt to Perform Pointless Operation
          Warning C1009: Attempt to Bypass Unforgiving C Compiler Detected
          Warning C5150: Attempt to Crash C Compiler Circumvented
          Warning C2109: Internal Programmer Recognition Module Failed
          Warning C2007: Attempt to Intuit Programmer's Intent Failed
          Warning C0001: Compiler Out of Patience


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Jim Pickering c/o Technical Solutions 

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