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Heard on FM-99 WNOR in Hampton, VA on 5/21/91:

(DJ Henry "The Bull" Del Toro was imitating an old man talking about his younger years...)

I had a near death experience. I was driving home one night with my fourth wife and two couples we were friendly with. All of a sudden, the car flips over and we're all standin' at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks at one of the couples I was with and says to the man, "You're so cheap, you married a woman named Penny. Go to Hell!" St. Peter then looks at the next couple we were with and says to the man, "Why, you're such a boozer, you married a woman named Brandy. Go to Hell!" So I says to my wife, "Come on, Fanny, we're out of here!"

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