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Grading methods

ZABRISK.auvm.edu@auvm.UUCP ( CHRISTOPHER T. ZABRISKIE )
The American University - University Computing Center
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Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:

Dept. of Statistics:

- All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept. of Psychology:

- Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept. of History:

- All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept. of Religion:

- Grade is determined by God.

Dept. of Philosophy:

- What is a grade?

Law school:

- Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

Dept. of Mathematics:

- Grades are variable.

Dept. of Logic:

- If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

Dept. of Computer Science:

- Random number generator determines grade.

Music department:

- Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

Dept. of Physical Education:

- Everybody gets an A.


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