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Two lions escape from the zoo. They decide that they'd better split up, but agree to meet three months later at a given spot.
Three months go by and they meet at the appointed place. One is very skinny and the other appears very robust.
The Robust One (TRO): What happened to you? You look terrible!
The Skinny One (TSO): When we split up, I went to a nearby village. All I did was to eat one small person, and the villagers got very upset. They started chasing me with guns! I've been on the run ever since and haven't had a thing to eat since then.
TRO: That's too bad.
TSO: What about you? You seem to be doing well.
TRO: Well, I made my way to Digital headquarters in Maynard.
I've been eating a manager a week, and nobody seems to notice.
I think this could apply to most conglomerates.
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