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o What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...

	(a.) onion 
		No one cries when you cut up a banjo. 
	(b.) Uzi 
		An Uzi only repeats forty times. 
	(c.) chain saw 
		A chain saw has a dynamic range  
		and you can turn a chain saw off. 
	(d.) Harley Davidson motorcycle 
		You can tune a Harley. 
	(e.) Trampoline 
		You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. 

o Playing the banjo is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded...you don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

o What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?

Drool...

o Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

o What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.

o Banjo players are a lot like sharks--they think they have to keep playing or they will sink...

o How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names...(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)

o The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building

You don't really need one.

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