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Nay, Fair Maid

barrett@crabcake.cs.jhu.edu (Dan Barrett)
Johns Hopkins Computer Science
(chuckle, true)

[Noted in HARVARD MAGAZINE, September/October 1990.]

Conservative Member of Parliament Geoffrey Dickens tells of attending a fair in his constituency and being followed around by a sweet but exceptionally ugly woman whom he couldn't get rid of.

A few days later he got an admiring letter from her asking for his photograph, and signed, after her name, "(Horseface)."

Dickens was touched by her humorous modesty and sent off a picture autographed, "To Horseface, with best wishes, Geoffrey Dickens."

Some time later his secretary asked him, "Did you get that letter from the woman at the fair? I wrote 'Horseface' after her name so you'd know which one she was."


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