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[Ed: This is one of those ones that I never liked, but people keep sending me versions of it with great regularity. I hope posting this makes them stop. On the other hand, I still get "Mouse Balls" and "Agnostic Dyslexics" at least once a week.]

In the beginning was the Plan

And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

And the Plan was completely without substance

And the Darkness was on the faces of the Employees

And they spoke unto their Supervisors saying

"It's a Crock of Shit and it Stinketh!"

And the Supervisors went unto their Department Heads and sayeth

"It's a Pail of Dung, and none may abide the Odor thereof."

And the Department Heads went unto their Managers, and sayeth unto them

"It is a Container of Excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Director and sayeth

"It is a Vessel of Fertilizer, and none may abide its Strength."

And the Director went unto the Vice President and sayeth

"It contains that which aids Plant Growth, and it is very Strong."

And the Vice President went to the Executive Vice President and sayeth

"It promoteth Growth, and it is very Powerful."

And the Executive Vice President went to the President and sayeth

"This Powerful New Plan will actively promote the Growth and Efficiency of the System."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was Good

And the Plan became Policy

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