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lconyers@uunet.uu.net (Lee Conyers)
(sexual, smirk)

The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the former's impending wedding.

"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."

A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked."

[Contributed by Mike Kane.]


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