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Oracle performance explained

paul@actrix.co.nz (Paul Gillingwater)
(computer, smirk)

This one was heard recently from one of our senior managers who had just been signed up by Oracle...

Q. Which hardware platform does Oracle perform the best on?

A. A 35 mm slide projector.

Remember... any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo!

[Ed: I've never used Oracle myself, so I make no comment about it.]


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