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A guy asks a LA girl out on a date after meeting her in a bar. She says, "What kind of car do you drive?" He replies " A VW Bug."

She scornfully says, "That's awfully small!" and he replies,

"Don't worry, I'm not going to fuck you with the car."

(This joke is an old Croation/Balkan joke, involving a peasant farmer with a small plot trying to get a woman to marry him.)

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