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Shit Happens in various religions

kamens@neon.stanford.edu (Samuel N Kamens)

(swearing, chuckle, religious stereotypes)

( I heard this today - I have no idea where it's from)

SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions:

TAOISM:  Shit Happens.

CONFUCIANISM : Confucious says: "Shit Happens"

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.

JUDAISM:  Why does shit always happen to US?

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