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A young man nervously walked into a drugstore, determined not to
be embarrassed as he bought his first prophylatic. Summonning all the his
courage, he managed to get his request to the clerk. Being a true salesman,
the clerk said that he couldn't buy just one condom, but must purchase a
package of 6, 9 or 12. "Why only those quantities?" piped the lad.
The clerk explained, "Well, the package of 6 is for the Greeks.
One for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, but never on
Sunday. The box of 9 is for the Italians: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, and 2 each for Friday and Saturday nights."
"And the 12-pack?"
"That's for JAPs. January, February, March..."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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