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May your signals all trap 
    May your references be bounded 
All memory aligned 
    Floats to ints rounded 

Remember ... 

Non-zero is true 
    ++ adds one 
Arrays start with zero 
    and, NULL is for none 

For octal, use zero 
    0x means hex 
= will set 
    == means test 

use -> for a pointer 
    a dot if its not 
? : is confusing 
    use them a lot 

a.out is your program 
	there's no U in foobar 
and, char (*(*x())[])() is 
	a function returning a pointer 
	to an array of pointers to 
	functions returning char 

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