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"Shit Happens" in various religions

stuart@orac.hq.ileaf.com (Stuart Freedman x1708)

(swearing, offense=religious, chuckle)

First set from: pszila@u.washington.edu (Peter Szilard) and kamens@neon.stanford.edu (Samuel N. Kamens)

TAOISM: Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, "Shit happens."

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?

ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.

More-From: sunne!East!bruces (Bruce Sesnovich - Sun BOS Information Architecture)

EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.

ISLAM: When shit happens, kill Salman Rushdie.

SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.

REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray.

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