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Recently an episode of the LWT series BREAD contained the following exchange:

Man #1: Well I didn't want Julie to get pregnant and Julie didn't want to get pregnant!

Man #2: I suppose if you don't want to get wet, you don't go in the water...

Man #1: But what if you only want to paddle?

Man #2: Then you wear your wellies.

(NB. Wellington Boots are knee-length rubber boots, if cross-culturality is a problem.)

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