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Wanna be rich?

greg@dekalb.UUCP (Greg Philmon)
(chuckle)

This was in misc.forsale last week, a reply to a posted pyramid scheme:

russ@unisoft.UUCP (Russ Button)

We all know that these pyramid schemes are full of it. I saw an ad recently in a Marin newspaper that I want to share with you.

WANNA BE RICH???

FILTHY RICH???

Let's face it. The only way to truly ridiculous wealth is to be born into it. Unfortunately, we've pretty much blown it this time around. But what about NEXT time?

Now there's a way!!!

THE REINCARNATION CONNECTION NEXT LIFETIME GUARANTEE!

We GUARANTEE that you will be reincarnated into incredible wealth OR YOUR MONEY BACK! To receive your certificate, simply fill out the form and mail it with cash, check, or money order to the address below.


Name Address

Choose one:

__ $4 - Major Wealth
(potluck)
__ $7 Outrageous Fortune
__ Royalty--Country of choice _______________
__ Industrial
__ Sports/Arts--Area of specialty _________________________

Send to:

BUCK TO THE FUTURE
123 Shirley MacClaine Drive
Tutankhamen, CA 91313

TUT-TUT... NEXT TIME FOR SURE!!!


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