Heard at lunch: Q: What's the difference between Charles Stuart and Larry Bird? A: Larry jumps before he shoots. Q: How do you make the new "Charles Stuart" drink? A: Two shots, a bitter twist and a spash. Q: What's the first thing Charles Stuart said when they pulled him out of the Mystic River? A: A big black guy in a running suit pushed me! {ed Many others have submitted these. Stuart is the man who allegedly staged his wife's murder and committed suicide over it.}
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