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Dropping Intelligence Levels

joe@hanauma.stanford.edu (Joe Dellinger)
(true, chuckle)

Ever wonder whether anybody could be so dumb as to require instructions telling them how to play with a Slinky (a children's toy consisting of a large flexible spring)? Well, in case you were wondering HERE are the instructions that come with one:

TO PLAY WITH SLINKY IN HANDS

Hold end coils of Slinky with both hands. Now raise and lower each hand in a rhythmic motion.

TO BOUNCE SLINKY UP AND DOWN

Hold a few coils lightly in one hand, allowing rest of Slinky to hang down. Now in a bouncing motion, move hand slowly up and down.

TO WALK SLINKY DOWN INCLINE OR SLOPE

Any board or table top with a non-slip surface will do. Slope surface so rise equals about 1 foot for every 4 foot length. Place Slinky at top, flip and watch Slinky start down, end over end.


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