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Large rodents

spl@ncsc.ncsc.org (Steve Lamont)
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I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to keep. Please take it with you!") recently. Quoted without permission:

GOPHER-IT

Prevent damage to garden and lawns from burrowing rodents with Gopher-It, the electronic stake that emits vibration and sound that's intensely annoying to underground rodents up to 100 feet in diameter.

Requires 4 "D" batteries, not included.

#26284 Gopher-It $49.95 (3.95)

I suppose for rodents of greater than 100 feet in diameter you need the nuclear powered version.


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