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What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
The cats keep covering them up with sand.
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.
"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."
"Okay, you first," replied the other.
That was the end of the discussion.
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