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I heard this from a friend at Duke University:

Six year-old boy to his father: Daddy, can I have a train set? 
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass? 
Boy, reaching into his pants: No. 
His Father: Well, come back when it does. 

Five years pass. 
Eleven year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a ten speed bike? 
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass? 
Boy, reaching into his pants: No. 
His Father: Well, come back when it does. 

Another five years passes. 
Sixteen year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a car? 
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass? 
Boy: Yes, it does. 
Father: Good. Then go fuck yourself. 

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