Correction
Because of the startling simplicity of computer programme logic, the Labour Party's successful candidate in the London South West seat of the European elections was printed on Monday as Ms A J Turnoutack, rather than Ms A J Pollack. On Tuesday, her name was again spelt incorrectly.
The computer programme which run [sic] to massage the results into printed form changed each occurrence of the word ``Poll'' into ``Turnout.''
(Spotted by Simon Seely)