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The Joys of Aging
I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen every
day. As soon as I awake, Will Power helps me out of bed. When he
leaves I go see John. Then Charley Horse comes along and when he is here,
he takes a lot of my attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and
stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so
he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and
ready to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a day!
-Chris
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