| RHF Joke Archives | 
"Hi! Do you know me? Well, many people do. But they don't always realize
how smart I really am. That's why I carry the Mensa Impress Card (tm).
When I was Governer of New Hampshire, battling wits with Michael Dukakis
over nuclear power, everyone thought I was brilliant. But these days,
when it comes to cutting taxes, increasing spending, and balancing the budget
all at the same time, people sometimes question my intellect. They start
confusing me with the Vice President. At those crucial moments, all I have
to do is mention Mensa Impress (tm). It makes pushing a budget as easy
as influence peddling!"
__________________________________________
| |
| |
| M E N S A I M P R E S S |
| |
| ____ |
| / \ |
| 3 1 4 1 5 9 / \||/ \ 2 6 5 3 5 |
| | /oo\ | |
| \ \ \/ / Exp: 1/93 |
| John Sununu \_||_/ IQ: 140 |
|__________________________________________|
The Mensa Impress Card (tm). Don't go to Washington without it.
----
Greg
greg@math.berkeley.edu
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
| RHF Joke Archives |