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An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York. They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey. It being New York, it isn't long before the driver starts talking.

Driver: You're limeys, aren't you? 
Man: Aye, we are. 
Wife: What did he say? 
M: He asked if we were English and I said we were. 
W: Ah. 

D: I was in England, during the war. 
M: Oh aye. 
W: What did he say? 
M: He said he was in England during the war. 
W: Ah. 

D: I was in Burnley, in Lancashire. You know it? 
M: Yes, that's where we come from. 
W: What did he say? 
M: He said he was in England during the war - near Burnley. 
W: Ah. 

D: Do you know a patch of woodland just south of Burnley? 
M: Aye, I know it. 
W: What did he say? 
M: He asked if we knew the woods south of Burnley and I said we did. 
W: Ah. 

D: You know, it was in those woods, during the war, I had the worst  
   fuck I've ever had in my entire life. 
W: What did he say? 
M: He says he knows you. 

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