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Have they fixed the supercomputer bug yet?

setzer@wam.UMD.EDU (William Setzer)
(chuckle, science)

[ I got this from a co-worker. It's on a long since deceased topic, but I still enjoyed it.]


"Hey Mike?"

"Yeah, Gabe?"

"We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah."

"I thought you fixed that last century!"

"No, no, not that. Someone's found a loophole in the physics program. They're getting energy out of nowhere."

"Blessit! Lemme check..." <tappity clickity tappity> "Hey, I thought I fixed that! All right, let me find my terminal." <tappity clickity tap... save... compile> "There, that ought to patch it."


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