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The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter O'Toole, handed down from his father, reminds me of one my father told me:

Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other,

"There is no toilet paper over here--do you have any over there?"

The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any, either."

The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?"

The second man says, "No, sorry!"

The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?"

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