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[The following is, as far as I can tell, original with me.]

There's good news and bad news on the investigation of the nuclear missile dropped overboard near Japan:

The good news is that the U.S. Navy is going to scan for signs of excess radiation.

The bad news is that they've hired Fleischmann and Pons to do the testing.

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