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In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about the wedding that was coming up, but at the last moment, the groom called off the wedding. A puzzled drifter wanted to know why.

PD: "Why did you call off the wedding so suddenly?"

Former groom: "I just found out last night that she's a virgin!"

Even more PD: "But why is that so bad?"

FG father, leaping to his son's defense: "Hell, if she's not good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for my son!"

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