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Three prisoners attempt an escape from Alcatraz, but are caught and must be punished.
Prison Guard: "OK, the governor has prescribed punishment of three lashes each, but you may have on your back the covering of your choice. Jenkins, you first. What ya want on your back?"
Jenkins: "Oil."
PG: "OK, then. Slop it on. Good. Now... ONE!"
Jenkins: " AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!"
PG: "TWO!"
Jenkins: "Oh GOD! MERCY! MERCY!"
PG: "THREE!"
Jenkins: "AAAARRRghhhhh (faints)"
PG: "Next, you Baxter, what do you want on your back?"
Baxter (extra tough macho type of guy): "Nothing."
PG: "Have it your way... ONE!"
Baxter: "Didn't feel it."
PG: "TWO!"
Baxter: "Ha, ha, ha!"
PG: "THREE!"
Baxter: "No sweat."
PG: "Finally you, Goldstein. What you want on your back?"
Goldstein: "I'll have Baxter."
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