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Yes, I finally got confirmation of my dismal academic status.

I called my mother, and I was telling her about how my classes were going and what I needed to do to avoid being kicked out of school. After I was done, there was silence for a minute, and she said in all seriousness, "You know, you would probably do well in the Armed Forces." Sigh.

This is true.

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