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(Borrowed shamelessly from a friend:)

Following the marginally successful Teacher In Space program, NASA decided
to send up some religious leaders.  So up go a priest and a rabbi on the
Atlantis.  After a few days in orbit they're back and in a news conference
they're asked how it was.

"It was simply magnificent!" exclaimed the priest "God's creation in its
full glory."

"And you, rabbi" asked one of the reporters.

"Oy, I tell you it vas just awful."

"Well, why?"

"You vouldn't believe it, every five minutes it's de same ting:  on vith the
 tfillin, off with the tfillin, on with the tfillin, off with the tfillin..."


(For those of you with puzzled looks:
Tfillin are sacred prayer scrolls in special leather holders. Each morning
Every Jewish man is supposed to put them on his forehead and arm as part of
morning prayer.)

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