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Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser?
A: A pregnant whore driving an Edsel with a "Nixon for President" bumper sticker on it.
<In Herb Caen's column (San Francisco Chronicle, 03/17/89)>
Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser?
A: An Eastern Airlines pilot who owns apple orchards in Chile.
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