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I saw this on the header people mailing list. It's not from me, but from LDW, and I don't know where he got it - nonetheless, it seems funny to me.

Ben Yalow - YBMCU@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU

Leonard D. Woren LDW@USCMVSA.BITNET LDW@MVSA.USC.EDU = LDW%MVSA.USC.EDU@Oberon.USC.EDU University of Southern California

     Date:     7 Apr 1977 1712-EST 
     From:     Bob Chansler at CMU-10A 
     Reply-To: Lord High Executier@CMU-10A 
     Subject:  Re: Close, but no cigar 
     To:       BRIAN.REID at CMU-10A 
     CC:       chansler@CMU-10A 
     Sender:   BOB.CHANSLER at CMU-10A 
     Message-ID: (CMU-10A)  7 Apr 1977 17:12:49 Bob Chansler 
     In-Reply-To: Your message of April 6, 1977 
     My-Seq-#: 39492094 
     Yr-Seq-#: 4992488 
     Class:    A 
     Subclass: MCMXLVII 
     Author:   fred 
     Typist:   fred 
     Terminal: TTY88 
     FE-L#:    44 
     Reason:   Did Godzilla need a reason? 
     Valid:    Not before 12 Apr 1977 1321Z 
     Suspend:  After 19 Apr 1977 0000Z 
     Spelling-errors-this-message:  0 
     Spelling-errors-to-date:  23 
     Weather:  Light rain, fog. 
     Forcast:  Clearing by morning 
     Psych-evaluation-of-sender:  slightly unstable 
     Security-level:  Public 
     Security-sublevel:  0 
     Authority-to-send:  general 
     Authority-to-rcv:  general 
     #-people-in-terminal-room:  12 
     XGP:      UP-cutter not working 
     Ht/Wt-sender:  76/205 
     Machines: M&Ms available but almond machine is empty 
     M&Ms-Last-Nickel:  17 
     Remailed-To: John.Zsarnay at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-From: Peter.Schwarz at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-Date: Saturday, 22 September 1979 0155-EDT 
     Origin:  C410PS20 at CMU-10A; 22 Sep 1979 0155-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Mike.Accetta at CMUA 
     Remailed-From: John.Zsarnay at CMU-10A (A650JZ04) 
     Remailed-Date: 22 September 1979 1615-EDT 
     Origin:  A650JZ04 at CMU-10A; 22 Sep 1979 1616-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Fil.Alleva at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-From: Mike Accetta <Mike.Accetta at CMU-10A> (A650MA33) 
     Remailed-Date: Saturday, 22 September 1979 2004-EDT 
     Via:     CMU-10A; 22 Sep 1979 2006-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Ken.Wertz at CMU-10B 
     Remailed-From: Fil.Alleva at CMU-10B (A650FA33) 
     Remailed-Date: Monday, 24 September 1979 1023-EDT 
     Via:     CMU-10B; 24 Sep 1979 1025-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Don.Provan at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-From: Krafty Ken Wertz <Ken.Wertz at CMU-10A> 
     Remailed-Date: Monday, 24 September 1979 1029-EDT 
     Origin:  C425KW0F at CMU-10A; 24 Sep 1979 1036-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Carolyn.Councill at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-From: don.provan at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-Date: Monday, 24 September 1979 1054-EDT 
     Origin:  C425DP0N at CMU-10A; 24 Sep 1979 1055-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Eddie.Caplan @ CMUA 
     Remailed-From: Carolyn.Councill at CMU-10A (C425CC33) 
     Remailed-Date: Monday, 24 September 1979 1631-EDT 
     Origin:  C425CC33 at CMU-10A; 24 Sep 1979 1632-EDT 
     Remailed-To: lawrence.butcher at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-From: eddie caplan <EC0F at CMU-10A> 
     Remailed-Date: 24 September 1979 1634-EDT 
     Origin:  C425EC0F at CMU-10A; 24 Sep 1979 1635-EDT 
     Remailed-To: Mike Kazar at CMU-10A, Craig Everhart at CMU-10A 
     Remailed-From: Lawrence Butcher at CMU-10A (X335LB50) 
     Remailed-Date: Tuesday, 25 September 1979 1811-EDT 
     Origin:  X335LB50 at CMU-10A; 25 Sep 1979 1812-EDT 
     Remailed-To: sipb @ mc 
     Remailed-From: Mike Kazar <Mike.Kazar at CMU-10A> (C410MK50) 
     Remailed-Date: Wednesday, 26 September 1979 0009-EDT 

     I do not understand your concern about the size of message headers. 

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