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:-) ;; Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) ;; Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( ;; Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I ;; Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-> ;; User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> ;; Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
(-: ;; User is left handed %-) ;; User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) ;; User is drunk [:] ;; User is a robot 8-) ;; User is wearing sunglasses B:-) ;; Sunglasses on head ::-) ;; User wears normal glasses B-) ;; User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) ;; User is a little girl :-)-8 ;; User is a Big girl :-{) ;; User has a mustache :-{} ;; User wears lipstick {:-) ;; User wears a toupee }:-( ;; Toupee in an updraft :-[ ;; User is a Vampire :-E ;; Bucktoothed vampire :-F ;; Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 ;; User just made a wry statement :-* ;; User just ate something sour :-)~ ;; User drools :-~) ;; User has a cold :'-( ;; User is crying :'-) ;; User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ ;; User is screaming :-# ;; User wears braces :^) ;; User has a broken nose :v) ;; User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) ;; User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) ;; User is from an Ivy League School :-& ;; User is tongue tied. =:-) ;; User is a hosehead -:-) ;; User is a punk rocker -:-( ;; (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) ;; User has two noses +-:-) ;; User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) ;; User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) ;; Same thing...other side |-I ;; User is asleep |-O ;; User is yawning/snoring :-Q ;; User is a smoker :-? ;; User smokes a pipe O-) ;; Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O:-) ;; User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P ;; Nyahhhh! :-S ;; User just made an incoherent statement :-D ;; User is laughing (at you!) :-X ;; User's lips are sealed :-C ;; User is really bummed <|-) ;; User is Chinese <|-( ;; User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes :-/ ;; User is skeptical C=:-) ;; User is a chef @= ;; User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) ;; User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o ;; Uh oh! (8-o ;; It's Mr. Bill! *:o) ;; And Bozo the Clown! 3:] ;; Pet smilie 3:[ ;; Mean Pet smilie d8= ;; Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) ;; User is a Ham radio operator :-9 ;; User is licking his/her lips %-6 ;; User is braindead [:-) ;; User is wearing a walkman (:I ;; User is an egghead <:-I ;; User is a dunce K:P ;; User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) ;; User is wearing a turban :-0 ;; No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: ;; Mutant Smilie .-) ;; User only has one eye ,-) ;; Ditto...but he's winking X-( ;; User just died 8:-) ;; User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) ;; Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
Note A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:) ;; Midget smilie :] ;; Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) ;; Variation on a theme... :} ;; - What should we call these? (what?) :) ;; Happy :> ;; what? :@ ;; what? :D ;; Laughter :I ;; Hmmm... :( ;; Sad :[ ;; Real Downer :< ;; what? :{ ;; what? :O ;; Yelling :C ;; what? :Q ;; what? :,( ;; Crying [] ;; Hugs and :* ;; Kisses |I ;; Asleep |^o ;; Snoring
:-` ;; smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 ;; smiley bland face :-! ;; smiley bland face :-@ ;; smiley face screaming :-#| ;; smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ ;; smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% ;; smiley banker :-6 ;; smiley after eating something sour :^) ;; smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 ;; smiley after a wry statement 8-) ;; smiley swimmer :-* ;; smiley after eating something bitter :-& ;; smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 ;; smiley orator ;; invisible man (:-( ;; unsmiley frowning (:-) ;; smiley big-face ):-) ;; smiley big-face ):-( ;; unsmiley big-face )8-) ;; scuba smiley big-face =:-) ;; smiley punk-rocker =:-( ;; (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) ;; smiley priest :-q ;; smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e ;; disappointed smiley :-t ;; cross smiley :-i ;; semi-smiley :-o ;; smiley singing national anthem :-p ;; smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ ;; un-smiley blockhead :-] ;; smiley blockhead :-{ ;; smiley variation on a theme :-} ;; ditto {:-) ;; smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) ;; above in an updraft :-a ;; lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s ;; smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d ;; lefty smiley razzing you g-) ;; smiley with ponce-nez glasses :-j ;; left smiling smilely :-k ;; beats me, looks like something, though :-l ;; y. a. s. :-: ;; mutant smiley :- ;; undecided smiley :-| ;; "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) ;; winking smiley :-< ;; real sad smiley :-> ;; y.a.s. :-z ;; y.a.c.s. :-x ;; "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c ;; bummed out smiley :-v ;; talking head smiley :v) ;; left-pointing nose smiley :-b ;; left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ ;; lefty undecided smiley :-? ;; smilely smoking a pipe .-] ;; one-eyed smilely ,-} ;; wry and winking 0-) ;; smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) ;; older smiley with mustache :u) ;; smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) ;; smiley with funny-looking right nose :< ;; midget unsmiley :> ;; midget smiley }:^#}) ;; mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ;; ha ha ~~:-( ;; net.flame |-) ;; hee hee O|-) ;; net.religion |-D ;; ho ho :-> ;; hey hey 8:-I ;; net.unix-wizards :-( ;; boo hoo X-( ;; net.suicide :-I ;; hmm E-:-I ;; net.ham-radio :-O ;; uh oh >:-I ;; net.startrek :-P ;; nyah nyah 3:o[ ;; net.pets |-P ;; yuk
:-} ;; beard :-{ ;; mustache :-# ;; braces :-X ;; bow tie :-Q ;; smoker <:I ;; dunce (:I ;; egghead @:I ;; turban
8-) ;; glasses B-) ;; horn-rims 8:-) ;; glasses on forehead :-8( ;; condescending stare ;-) ;; wink >:-< ;; mad
:-( ;; Drama :-) ;; Comedy :-o ;; Surprise 8-| ;; Suspense
:- ;; Male >- ;; Female |-O ;; Birth 8-# ;; Death 8 ;; Infinity
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